The Bachelorette's finale was a three-hour horror movie / HBO revisiting The Case Against Adnan Syed / Nordic Noir getting a spoof series

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The Bachelorette's finale was like a poorly plotted, three-hour horror movie
"So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, and goodbye to a baby back bitch of a season of The Bachelorette," says Jodi Walker. "…